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Hey, I'm Annie. 19. I reblog things I wish I had, people I wish I knew, places I wish I could go and things I wish I could say. humor is the best medicine by far. Ask away! I follow back! follow me on Instagram, acastonguay24.



this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

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i just wanna shake the hand of whoever cam up with the ALS ice bucket challenge. not only is it raising awareness of an important cause, i’ve also seen more damp celebrities in clinging t-shirts in the past week than i ever dreamed possible. 

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guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

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a legend


by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via cramp)

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shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test


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when one of your siblings gets yelled atimage

mom: you can be next

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do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

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